Questionable logic - going the wrong way?

Because of the increment of crime in my town, police has decided to battle it by relocating from old station in center of my town to a new station - which is now at the edge of it.

A trick question - Grandad paradox:

How does paradox resolve, if you're adopted?

"Broken metaphors" - Captain obvious:

Every time I hear this phrase, first thing that pops in my mind is, I would sure like to meet this guy!

Irony at it's best:

When you're drunk eating a one day old meal you refused to even touch let alone taste it when it was still fresh - and on top of that, you are enjoying it.

Perfect solution to exotic problem?

Transform problem into a casual thing.

Rock bottom:

Usual response: Only way is up.

Fact: Not necessarily, one can always drill deeper.

Sky is the limit:

If sky is the limit why are we visiting space?