Contradiction?

When woman buys a bottle of vodka, drinks it half while you're under a shower then says when you're done, she doesn't want to drink anymore, because she's drinking alone. Eh?

Exaggerating?

I have tough time trying to figure this one out. For a weekend stay woman packs 2 bags - and we weren't even planning to leave the room...

FACT: Reason why remote sharing can't work, ever!

Even if you both manage (somehow) to agree what to watch on tv, you'll hit the wall with leveling the volume...

Ignorance at it's best:

When you hit the bed early because you need to wake up early in the morning. Then get poked (read: almost pushed from bed) at 2am by your GF that softly replays on your yell (WHATTTT?!!!) with "I can't sleep"...