Democracy - fundamental flaw;

Fundamental flaw in Democracy is, that it gives anyone the power to object but no responsibility to provide alternative solution along with their objection.

Definition - Conspiracy theory;

A conclusion one comes to, when no one wants to tell them what's actually going on.

Irony:

We spent first half of our time in elementary school learning orthography and then the rest of our life ignoring it in our signature.

Math in real life;

I have yet to find out the use of geometry when paying my bills. 

Illusion of a dream;

Dreams are suppose to be a subconscious way of thinking (loosely said), but what means when you dream about not thinking at all?

Politics;

A place where dreams are crushed by reality. 

Horror in real life:

When you wake up and find out you ran out of coffee.