A fact - There are more types of Viagra! U don't believe it? - Here's few examples;

Blue pill:
Impotent and old man's Viagra.
Energy drink:
Working man's Viagra.
Cold:
Poor man's Viagra.
Heat:
African Viagra. 

In all cases guarantied to keep one up at night.

Banks - A paradox?

Banks loan you money that doesn't exist and expect you to return it.

Debug versus Divorce;

In both cases, you're probably correcting someone else's mistakes.

Definition (the real one) - Aristocrats;

People that found a way to rob whole bunch of people and decided to make it a habit.

Working during weekends;

A boss's way to tell you, that he's planning an expensive vacations so you need to step up.

Having fools for coworkers;

Sometimes is a blessing other times it's a curse - it really all depends in which crowd you fit in.

Goldfish memory lasts only few seconds - a fact?

I dunno if it's true with goldfish but I sure do know few people that suffer from this syndrome.

To be or not to be?

Depends what's the question as it can swing either way.